January 2011
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
When someone who you want to stab comes up in the...
In the collge canteen
fkinhellmel:
AND I DO NOT WSNT TO PLAY YOUR BONGOS
Cool story.
fmylife:
Today, I discovered the source of my family’s wealth. Apparently my parents won a lawsuit against Durex 16 years ago. My 16th birthday is in 2 months. FML